Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
