Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
