Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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