definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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