He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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