She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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