North Korea, Best Korea!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
and you fell through a lawn chair
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