I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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