she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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