Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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