And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
one might say we're banned from that church
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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