You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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