I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i think i just lost a toe
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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