I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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