Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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