i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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