I must be too annoying 4 u.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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