I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
