i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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