I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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