Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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