You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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