This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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