I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
do nipples grow back?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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