i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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