ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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