your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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