I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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