just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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