I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He did a backflip because drugs
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