I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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