then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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