Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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