aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize