we have officially lost it.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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