Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
zippers are such a cool invention
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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