im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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