Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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