I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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