nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
