i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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