My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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