it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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