Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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