Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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