I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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