On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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