before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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