I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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