I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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