it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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