I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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