I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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