I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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