Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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